Oh, Adam Shankman. But he says such useful things when his brain is engaged! Still, let me tell you how happy I am to have a source of humor on the panel that does not involve screaming, or Nigel, not that Nigel is ever funny. This is also why I was totally okay with Ellen being an American Idol judge despite her total lack of qualification.

I've got this whole post in my head about the amount of time I spend thinking, "Oh, honey, no," at people, because it is a lot. Kenny just reminds me of my mother when she gets into a conversation with the person working the grocery store checkout, and it is obvious to me that everyone is waiting for her to wrap it up and get moving already, but she just keeps talking. I don't suppose there are the same conversational cues when you're talking on TV, but it's that same uncomfortable feeling :(