Dear Internet,

I would say that you are fired for failing to tell me that Darren Criss is adorable, except that I know you tried to tell me that Darren Criss is adorable, and I just wasn't listening.

( Darren sings his interview with Rolling Stone )

Also, his participation in the Glee promotional videos, and press for the release of The Warblers CD. And everything else he's ever done, good golly.

Still not enough to make me watch episodes of Glee, though, sorry. I tried, really I did.