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healingmirthMy cat has basically free run of the house, except the dining room table, which I will shoo him off of (it seems to have become a point of contention between us) and the kitchen counter, which he is thankfully totally uninterested in unless I leave food out and it's coming up on his dinner time.
I had friends over recently, and they were (gasp!) sitting on the couch, and I was sitting on one of the chairs, and the cat was So. Mad. Oh my god, so angry.
I definitely spent too long not having a social life.
Also, and this may be typical of other cats, but it still amuses me every time it happens. He doesn't so much eat the cat grass as suck the flavor out of it. Sucks the flavor. Out of grass.
And in starting to google "I think the neighbors have cats" because I can't remember if it was a Story People image (nope) or some random my mom found (more likely) the top two autocomplete suggestions were "I think my neighbor is a drug dealer" "I think my neighbor is a serial killer"
Prior to that "I think the squirrels are mocking me" and "I think the knob broke" which I presume are quotes.
I had friends over recently, and they were (gasp!) sitting on the couch, and I was sitting on one of the chairs, and the cat was So. Mad. Oh my god, so angry.
I definitely spent too long not having a social life.
Also, and this may be typical of other cats, but it still amuses me every time it happens. He doesn't so much eat the cat grass as suck the flavor out of it. Sucks the flavor. Out of grass.
And in starting to google "I think the neighbors have cats" because I can't remember if it was a Story People image (nope) or some random my mom found (more likely) the top two autocomplete suggestions were "I think my neighbor is a drug dealer" "I think my neighbor is a serial killer"
Prior to that "I think the squirrels are mocking me" and "I think the knob broke" which I presume are quotes.
