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healingmirthSo, I was sitting downstairs, minding my own business, when the door to the back yard made a noise more-or-less like the type of noise I would imagine to be made by an axe murderer running into it.
It is entirely possible that this is the noise made by the next door neighbor slamming their door with excessive force. It is also possible that it is the noise made by an excessively dumb wild animal trying to get to my cat, who was sitting on the window sill next to the door. I couldn't see anything when I looked out the window, and then my brain said "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING SITTING BY THE WINDOW WHEN THERE IS AN AXE MURDER OUT THERE!1!" so I went and sat on the second-story stairs for a while and responded to months-old messages on OkCupid.
It was perhaps a bad idea to have a cup of coffee at 9:30.
In other news, I am so bored by all of my kink bingo fics, I can't even describe it. So that's one more deadline that I'll be waving at as it passes by.
It is entirely possible that this is the noise made by the next door neighbor slamming their door with excessive force. It is also possible that it is the noise made by an excessively dumb wild animal trying to get to my cat, who was sitting on the window sill next to the door. I couldn't see anything when I looked out the window, and then my brain said "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING SITTING BY THE WINDOW WHEN THERE IS AN AXE MURDER OUT THERE!1!" so I went and sat on the second-story stairs for a while and responded to months-old messages on OkCupid.
It was perhaps a bad idea to have a cup of coffee at 9:30.
In other news, I am so bored by all of my kink bingo fics, I can't even describe it. So that's one more deadline that I'll be waving at as it passes by.
