problems that Facebook invented for me
Nov. 11th, 2011 01:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
healingmirthI was looking at a friend's facebook profile earlier, and his relationship with his long-time girlfriend is no longer listed. Now, I am 90% sure that I learned of this relationship through his facebook profile. (The 10% is for the part where she tends to comment "love you, honey xoxo" on his traveling status updates.)
So, I go to someone else's profile. Yup, relationship status still in header. Back to his profile - time to search the wall! No relationship status change to single, but he could have deleted that. I would. On to recent comments! Wait, what's this? Someone tagged them together on a photo and said congratulations? Why? Are they engaged? Ninja-married? He hasn't updated in, like, a week. Did they get unengaged and he's hiding? Are they honeymooning?
I NEED TO KNOW!
Except for the part where I don't.
So, I go to someone else's profile. Yup, relationship status still in header. Back to his profile - time to search the wall! No relationship status change to single, but he could have deleted that. I would. On to recent comments! Wait, what's this? Someone tagged them together on a photo and said congratulations? Why? Are they engaged? Ninja-married? He hasn't updated in, like, a week. Did they get unengaged and he's hiding? Are they honeymooning?
I NEED TO KNOW!
Except for the part where I don't.
