I Am A Big Fan Of Excessive Capitalization

Went to see Lend Me a Tenor, spent a good portion of the first act wondering what Dude Who Is Not Tony Shaloub or Anthony LaPaglia would be like if he wasn't playing a farce cariacature, only to realize, 20 minutes after we walk out of the theater that I know precisely what he'd be like, because he's that guy from National Treasure. This is what happens when one does not bother to watch The Hangover, so let that be a lesson to you all.

Bookending the show we had 2 hours stuck in traffic, and sitting in a restaurant with my mother having a round of How Is This Our Life, Seriously? Conclusions: we should have taken the train, and my father might as well live in a bubble for all the connection he has to how normal people live. Also, my mother would like to be a hermit, so we all know where I get that from, don't we?

I? Am exhausted. *thunk*

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I don't ever visit the LJ homepage if I can avoid it, so this has probably been the homepage title forever, and I just never noticed:

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