I know you can make anything sound dirty if you try, but...

[healingmirth]

You are cordially Invited to our 16th Annual [charity fundraiser] ”Shagging under the Stars.”

The announcement goes on to clarify (but still...)

Bid on your favorite items at the live and silent auctions as you enjoy heavy hors d’oeuvres from the Eclectic Chef.

Wear your dancing shoes and shag your night away to live beach music by the Shem Creek Boogie Band.

It must be nice to live somewhere insular enough to only have to worry about regional slang.

Comments

[bluemeridian]

That's really quite impressive considering the furor over the Austin Powers movie a few years back. Even my mother knows that reference now. :P

[healingmirth]

I went and checked, and they have a ton of staff, on top of their planning committee. I can't believe that none of them tried to come up with a different cutesy alliteration.