healingmirth: Brude Willis, looking in a doorway with a chain across at;  "hi" (hi)
2013-07-13 07:49 am
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A Good Day to Die Hard? Is that what they called it?

I finally managed to watch the latest Die Hard movie. Watched it twice, actually, because I hated the opening 15 or 20 minutes so much that I felt bad and went back to give them another chance. Still pretty much hated them on second viewing.

things )
healingmirth: deadpool, bemused, missing a chunk of his head (deadpool)
2010-05-05 04:53 pm
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(no subject)

There appears to be a Die Hard 5 in the works. I think, but I might be imagining, that Bruce Willis said something in one of the interviews on the DVD about the conditions under which he'd do another movie. I'd love to see more of Matt Farrell taking on the bad guys, perhaps even on purpose this time, but I would be even more excited to see Lucy come back in a slightly-less-kidnapped role.
I don't think I've ever read a Danielle Steele novel, but this interview about her new book, Big Girl has me intrigued for once. I don't think I have any credibility talking about any of the things she's trying to address, so I'll just submit this without additional comment.

interview snippets and no original thought on my part behind the cut )
This is probably a going to end badly, but I had an idea spring up for a Generation Kill (Brad/Nate, I think) werewolf sort-of-AU last night. I think I'm going to drop what I have so far on that WIP filter I've never used, when I get back from dinner tonight. Because, seriously, every single thing about the thousand or so words I have so far is a type of thing I've never written before - military, werewolves, snippets of a fight scene, hospitals, and maybe some sort of nascent (or possibly not) government conspiracy funtimes. It's going to require research, what the hell?

So if anyone would like in on the filter to watch and/or critique the train wreck, let me know. I haven't written more than a couple sentences at a time in I don't know how long, so feel free to tell me what's wrong with my prose.
healingmirth: deadpool, bemused, missing a chunk of his head (deadpool)
2009-11-01 10:56 pm
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Heavily disclaimed fic: Triboluminescence

Title: Triboluminescence
Fandom: Live Free or Die Hard
Characters/Pairing: Matt Farrell/John McClane
Rating: R
Word count: 1602
Summary:
Author's note: for the [livejournal.com profile] rounds_of_kink Halloween mini fest, and [livejournal.com profile] mission_insane prompt: trespass.

I will spare you the whining, but I need to be say this somewhere )

fic's over here in the community
healingmirth: Matt Farrell - "a lot rattling around up there" (rattle)
2009-10-03 04:25 pm
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[livejournal.com profile] mission_insane tables: Die Hard

I'm either going to teach myself to write drabbles, finish my long fic, or die (metaphorically... though this could conceivably take me 60 years) trying. I might even write some of the minor-character stuff I've been pondering! Even the ones that are a really bad idea for me to attempt, like Gruber-childhood backstory.

Read more... )

I'm going to backdate this and bury it, someday, but I figured there might be someone else out there who's looking to overcommit themselves, what with NaNo and holiday challenges, and all ;)
healingmirth: Matt Farrell - "a lot rattling around up there" (rattle)
2009-09-01 01:07 am
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not!fic: ridiculous Die Hard Harlequin AU.

I mentioned a couple days ago that I had this idea for a Die Hard AU set more-or-less in the late-Medieval Highlands.

This is not that story. This is, I think, a ficlet that ties together two separate novella-length stories that I wasted way too much time pseudo-researching for the past few days.

Life continued, as it always does. )

I think this concludes my spammityness for the day.
healingmirth: (Default)
2009-08-29 12:19 pm

Worst fic idea ever?

I'm trying to finish up a cliche bingo in the next... 2 days, and I'm sort of mucking around with it when I came up with this for the Harlequin AU square -

John McClane is tasked with retrieving his laird's intended from her family home, a ceremonial duty for an aging warrior who's uneasy in a new era of peace and prosperity.

Matthew Farrell doesn't trust anyone, not his sister's husband-to-be, not their neighbors and supposed allies, and certainly not the lone rough-hewn man sent to keep her safe on what Matt knows will be a dangerous journey.

When no one heeds his warnings of the threats surrounding them, Matthew convinces his sister to go into hiding on their family's estate so that he can impersonate her on the long journey north and expose the plot against them. He never anticipated that he would have to guard his heart as well...


And, found while clicking around YouTube today:
Remember Teddy Geiger? Yeah, me neither. I've got his CD somewhere though, from when my boyfriend was working at Best Buy and used to bring the demos home when they changed the displays. There is not nearly so much teen-drama-ready acoustic music in my life now that I'm not watching anything on the CW.

"If I could dim the lights in the mall and create a mood, I would."
healingmirth: (Default)
2009-06-12 01:17 pm

Videos! Mostly!

I finally caught up on The Daily Show, now on to this weeks Colbert Report

Best use of one of the worst sequels ever (from the intro to Obama Date Night coverage):

"It's actually true what the experts say: Marriage takes work. It was my anniversary a little while ago, and so Saturday night, decided to show the wife a kind of a good time. I defrosted a pizza, popped in a copy of Die Hard 2, and, uh, put on pants. And we celebrated by watchin' it, and, uh, it was really, it was awesome..."

John Stewart is funny, and Justin Long takes his comedy very seriously )

Also, apparently Adam Lambert is gay. Apparently US Weekly thinks this is news. I am staying far, far away from AI fandom until everyone gets the Rolling Stone interview out of their system.

ETA: er, waiting for the having a crush on Kris part to die down, that is. I'm sure Adam is precisely as gay in fic this week as he was last week.
healingmirth: Matt Farrell - "a lot rattling around up there" (rattle)
2009-03-07 08:45 pm
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200 (and 5) Die Hard icons

Created for the [livejournal.com profile] 25_50_100 200 icon challenge

Featuring more Hans Gruber than I'd anticipated, a severe lack of Die Hard with a Vengeance and two random boring text icons because my love for the quote exceeded my patience for making icons.

Feel free to add to blank icons, or I'm happy to take requests for alterations.

Total Icon Count: 205

Teasers:

TEASER! TEASER! TEASER!

Icons Here! )

Please comment and credit if you take any home with you :)
healingmirth: (diehard)
2009-01-28 10:21 am
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Comment-porn, ahoy!

Title: give and take
Author: [livejournal.com profile] healingmirth
Pairing/Characters: John McClane/Matt Farrell
Rating: NC-17, but it's pretty vanilla
Word count: ~500
Summary: The best - the absolute best - thing about morning sex is a John McClane that no one else gets to see.



The semi-annual Porn Battle is on! If you want to join in the comment-porn fun, read the rules and then check out the prompt list! (there are John/Matt prompts filed under both "Die Hard" and "Live Free or Die Hard")

If you just want to read, and the idea of 20+ pages of comments makes your eyes cross (and not in the fun way) there will be a master list eventually on the website.
healingmirth: (Default)
2009-01-28 03:50 am
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Fic: Give and Take

give and take, Die Hard, John/Matt, pliant
originally posted here as part of the porn battle
reposted here for my convenience.


The best - the absolute best - thing about morning sex is a John McClane that no one else gets to see.

Read more... )
healingmirth: (heart)
2008-12-31 08:53 pm
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more Yuletide spammityness

Along with my blanket rec for Dr. Horrible, it should go without saying that I think everyone should read the 4 Die Hard fics submitted for Yuletide, too, all of which I should say something individual about. Maybe tomorrow.

The last of them, for now. Calvin and Hobbes, The Young Riders, Standoff, Some Kind of Wonderful, The Breakfast Club, Robin Hood, Mary Poppins, 10 Things I Hate About You )

ALSO! The final(?) part of [livejournal.com profile] utopiantrunks completely awesome series was posted today at [livejournal.com profile] hard4brains. This link goes to the final chapter, which has links in the header to all the previous installments. It's over 90k words in all, in 4 more-or-less separate stories. I love these stories more than I will ever have words to properly express.
healingmirth: John McClane - Live Free or Die Hard (before)
2008-12-27 12:51 pm
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I feel like I need a fic index.

That's what mature, writerly people do, yeah? Have indexes? Also, should probably repost things to my journal so they're not scattered all over the place outside my control. That sounds like a New Year's project.

Title: A Better Winter Holiday
Author: [livejournal.com profile] healingmirth
Pairing/Characters: John McClane/Matt Farrell
Rating: R (for language and sexual content, because I will argue that it is tasteful and appropriate!)
Summary: John employs a grand holiday tradition for the wrong reasons, but gets the right results. (You say “clichéd premise,” I say “cherished cultural icon!”)
Notes/Warnings: 5200 words. What with the massive travel delays, and the limping economy and whatnot, the week leading up to Christmas was something of a disaster, so I am officially calling a do-over on holiday cheer and am celebrating the 12 days of Christmas. I thought, "Hey, I will write holiday fluff!" Next time I decide to write fluff, I need a shorter idea. Or maybe I should have taken Tim Gunn’s advice about using my editing eye.

http://community.livejournal.com/hard4brains/83935.html
healingmirth: John McClane - Live Free or Die Hard (before)
2008-12-19 08:53 am
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now I have a machine gun. ho-ho-ho

In celebration of...absolutely nothing, am having a Die Hard marathon. Christmas, maybe?
are there still people who haven't seen these movies? )